(From the Nahm Police Beat Minutes) Got a ‘disturbing the peace’ call from the manger last night. Specifically, caller complained of “a chick in a Santa suit” sleeping in the crèche. I dunno – sounded kind of sexy to me. However, Mary and Joe were not amused. At first I
He spent a couple of hours jumping into this pile of leaves and giggling like a madman. It was all fun and games until a hungry Blue Jay swooped down and tried to make off with him. Thank goodness the tiny wooden lord does not taste like worms.
Baby J arrived just in time for the Great Horkfest of 2008 here at the Nahm household. I might be tempted to point the accusatory-illness finger at our new houseguest – we were all fine until he arrived. Except everything I’ve pointed at recently gets puked on. I am the
Dear Diary, I could tell the moment I woke up: Today was going to be a day like no other. The sun was shining and birds were chirping. I knew because guess what? My wrapping was open! I don’t think that’s ever happened before. Free of my plastic restraints, I
What Life Looks Like On The Pill Days 1 – 26 Sweet, chemically induced uterine silence. . Day 27 Anne: Hi, Period. I have you down for arrival tomorrow, sometimes between noon and five. I’ll take some accommodations in the gym bag just in case you get here before lunch.