Peeps taste like a bag of ass made with ass juice and dingleberry filling. Also, Peeps are evil. . Top Seven Reasons Why Peeps are Evil 7. Peeps will invite their boyfriend over while they are supposed to be babysitting. . . . . . 6. Peeps will use your
So the other thing that happened in Hawaii was that I realized I was hiding stuff from you. Again. Yes, I know. I am a slow learner. I am also like one of those people with hoarding disorders, but with all these little secrets crammed under my bed instead of
May you end up in the arms of those who adore you today. May they be the ones you adore in return. And that you find peace and happiness in the moment. Merry Christmas! With special thanks to Julie Pippert.
J: Oooh, is it cold! Ha! Just kidding. I have no idea what temperature that water is. Since I am walking On. Top. Of. It. Boo-ya! Who’s your baby now, huh? If I could only go back to 1985 and get Michael Jackson to teach me that moonwalking thing… J:
Here is baby J hanging out at the vineyard in back. He says: Here are the vines that take the sun and the water and the dirt and make grapes. Miraculous, huh? It gets even better. These grapes make wine. Which I will grow up and tell people is my