I was/am apparently unready to voluntarily take on another stressful situation! If it counts for anything, I do feel guilty about everything I eat now, and am in both a constant state of hunger and probably somehow actually eating more than I normally do, but whatevs. In an unsurprising ode
Hello, I have a deadline I’m not going to meet, which is always the time I feel I most need to speak with you. Thank you for being part of my maladaptive procrastination! Went to this very beautiful place on Easter Weekend, which came with a case of wine from
1. Some time after Christmas I went out on my back porch to enjoy a steaming mug of coffee and realized someone’s drone was stuck in my tree. The tree right outside our upstairs bedroom window. Nobody’s come to claim said drone, and I now spend my morning back porch
1. Years ago, a blogger mentioned in passing that only a third of the times she and her husband had sex could possibly lead to conception. What was (were?) the other two-thirds? Because I can think of like… three and a half things. 2. Anal, obvs. Oral. Hand jobs? Was she
So our neighbor died. It was sad but she was very old and so not entirely unexpected. I came home to find a fire truck with lights a-twirling, an ambulance, and a police car on the curb in front of our house. My first thought was, “Please let those be