1. Years ago, a blogger mentioned in passing that only a third of the times she and her husband had sex could possibly lead to conception. What was (were?) the other two-thirds? Because I can think of like… three and a half things.
2. Anal, obvs. Oral. Hand jobs? Was she really great at hand jobs? Like great enough for it to comprise a majority of sexual interactions? And once I saw some foot job porn fetish, but I’m not sure that was real, so I’m only giving it half credit.
3. I mean, I know it was real. I saw it. But, come on. Who has that kind of dexterity?
4. Has the sexual revolution continued on without me, and I am now of the generation that just doesn’t get it? Have I reached the age at which people will begin to correct my cringey foot job shaming, but then their friend will silently give a shake of the head like, “Nah dude, she’s from another era. Let her be.”
5. Instead of spending the wee hours considering this theory, I could just ease across the bed and do a field test on my husband. But do I…. do I lube my feet?
6. OK no.
Did she mean her possibly fertile times? Like the 10 ish days where a possibility for pregnancy exists? Some people track that.
Oooh, I like. See, these are the answers I’m looking for. Thanks
Maybe they rotate through anal, oral, and vaginal???
I think there’s something to be said for considering foot action as a possibility instead of just going to the boring explanation I came up with in my brain, which was outside of ovulation plus the saucer/bucket method. (Which goes with a terrible story about sex with a guy standing on a bucket and when his eyes get as big as saucers you kick the bucket out from under him. That’s some Appalachian bullshit contraception story for you. Apologies.)
If you husband hasn’t sucked your toes already, he isn’t gonna be into foot action. LOL You can give your pedicure a rest.