When you set up a cute little diorama and leave it up overnight, Peeps will get bored and try to smoke your Easter “grass”.
You smell the smell and hear them laughing in the middle of the night.
Whatever, I’ll eat you evil bastards tomorrow morning, you think.
But the next morning you’ll discover the cat has eaten the remainder Easter grass, and instead of you eating Peeps, you will spend the day chasing the poor cat around, trying to pluck grass from her unhappy grasshole.
Though hung over, the Peeps will laugh until one of them pukes on the carpet.
The results of which will ruin you forever for the new Pepsi Peep-flavored drink.
The EYES!!!!
Unhappy grasshole is what I’m going to start referring to certain people as. ?