What’s this, then? WHOOPS. Wrong birthday. My bad. So embarrassing. Just gonna take a few of these jelly beans, get my hat back on, see you next time.
When you set up a cute little diorama and leave it up overnight, Peeps will get bored and try to smoke your Easter “grass”. You smell the smell and hear them laughing in the middle of the night. Whatever, I’ll eat you evil bastards tomorrow morning, you think. But the
They say stuff when you’re walking away and act like it’s a compliment, but it’s definitely not. And they use comic sans. And they put quotes in a speech bubbles. Assholes, amirite?
When you get in a fight, peeps will go to your house and tattletale to your mom. Even your mom can’t believe this level of bullshit.
They send unsolicited peep pics .