Mechanic Mike, this shortcut through the old cemetery is totally worth it.
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I dunno, Dora. My mustache has a bad feeling about this.
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Do you hear that? Like a fist, coming up through recently turned earth?! Which coincidentally, sounds a lot like holiday decorations being unpacked. Neither of those things ever lead to anything good on this blog. Shh! You hear it? There it is again!
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Run Dora! RUN!
Sweet Zombie Jesus — only three more months until Christmas!
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Baby Jesus! You’re back! And right on time, over two months early just like every flipping craft and department store in town!
You lose an element of horror if he waited until after Thanksgiving like any decent person would do 🙂
Anne
SWEET ZOMBIE BABY JESUS.
Thank Sweet Zombie Baby Jesus! He’s back!
Baby j! I missed you! But isn’t zombie j Easter and not Christmas. 😉
Yay! So glad to see zombie baby Jesus! Ive missed him so!
And wtf. Christmas? WTAF
I *love* you
Awesome.
That is the creepiest baby Jesus I have ever seen.
The Return of Baby J!
YAY! Happy day.