Peeps taste like a bag of ass made with ass juice and dingleberry filling.
Also, Peeps are evil.
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Top Seven Reasons Why Peeps are Evil
7. Peeps will invite their boyfriend over while they are supposed to be babysitting.
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6. Peeps will use your bathroom.
And not flush.
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5. All Peeps that die on Good Friday return from the dead Easter Sunday. Jesus Peeps? Hardly. They return as Zombies-Peeps. These Zeeps will hunt you down and eat your brains.
And then, they will steal your eye. And look at you with your own eye.
And if you are pretty, that Zeep will make you their Zitch (Zeep’s bitch). And you will like it, you dirty Zitch, you. But you will never again have good depth perception.
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4. Peeps make it look like an accident.
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3. Peeps wear inappropriate bathing attire on your family vacation. The day after you break down and say something (because for the love of God! A thong made out of rubber bands in front of grandma?!) , Peeps will walk with apparent discomfort. You will assume it is from thong friction burns. But you will be wrong.
2. When you come back from vacation and have your photos developed, you will find this mystery picture. For a moment, you will be confused.
And then you will recognize your own toothbrush in someone’s peephole.
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1. And of course, Peeps peep.
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Wow, I don’t even know how I found your blog but I am SOOO happy that I did!
I totally want to be someone’s Zitch.
I have never read your blog before, but I think, based on this post alone, that I am in love with you. You are totally sick… and, apparently, everything I aspire to be.
I needed that laugh SO much today. Thank you!
Well, I don’t get this far out with my
talents but I can be funny when the time
is right to do so. At almost 80 I still
cannot mind my manners & act my age. Nor will I ever as I would die & perhaps] not laughing!
Was good to read something stupid & silly as I felt like poop the peep left
in that pot.
Dude! Peep Show!
Uh, yeah, fucked up the link there. <a href=”http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/18/funny-pictures-peep-show/”Try this instead.
My bad.
I just showed this to the donor, and I never show him anything on the blogs. In fact, your blog is the ONLY one I have ever made him read.
He would like to know where you live. I think he has a crush on you, too.
Lame
This was hilarious. You should make little picture books of stuff like this (and the little baby jesus). I would buy them. You could publish under Anne Nahm and remain forever a mystery!
I am actually back to reread this… because it is the BEST THING ON THE INTERNET!!!
Thank you for the funny.
Anne, you are so funny you break my heart sometimes. Thanks, Jeebus, for the internets and people’s sick minds. They both make the world a better place.
you’re awesome.
you made a mistake, these aren’t peeps. they’re Bunnies.
You fear peeps only because you have never eaten the stale ones.