Fragile Ego

When I was seeing a therapist, I eventually confessed to her that I have no ego strength.  If someone tells me I suck, I’m all, “I suck?  OK, yeah, I can see what you mean.  Lemme see what I can do to fix that.”  Someone tells me I am awesome?
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Lulz, life.

Every time I reread the last post (no matter which post happens to be last these days)  I think: Fuckit in a Bucket, next post I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL HAVE MY SENSE OF HUMOR BACK.  I will post Kim Kardashian Peeps (bunny body, duckface made from a an
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Forty One Candles

This year both my parents forgot my birthday, a ’la Sixteen Candles.  I’m kind of caught between annoyed shock, maturely telling myself this development is NBD, or simply scraping the bottom of my fucks barrel, only to find I have no more left to give. All I know is that
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Sisterly Morbids Galore

LESS FUNNY SHIT FROM MIDDLE Middle called to tell me that Dad is having trouble swallowing his pills.  This did not seem like a big deal to me.  However, Middle knows a shit-ton about dementia, and so when her little-kid-again voice ghosted through the phone line, “It’s like now I
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