I’m trying to stay on top of things. My dad went to see a very good doctor at the end of last month. Their plan is to test for/treat the least invasive/most easily fixable things first. “Because,” my father so serenely says, “if it’s metastatic melanoma, I’m dead in the
So there’s probably something wrong with my dad’s brain. He’s got word loss and short term memory loss. The last six months, it’s become markedly pronounced. He has appointments to see some specialists at the end of the month, and from there I guess they’ll start whittling down the list
After sex a couple of nights ago, I tried to slip seductively out of bed and instead rolled off the edge of the mattress, cracked my elbow on the dresser, and ate carpet (not a sexual euphemism). It had been that kind of sex that started out with my husband
1. My husband half-quit his job a few days ago. He goes 60% in a couple of weeks. Everyone says the American Dream is to work for yourself. Oddly enough, they also say, “don’t quit your day job.” Which bit of wisdom will win the ultimate thumb wrestling saga of
So the other thing that happened in Hawaii was that I realized I was hiding stuff from you. Again. Yes, I know. I am a slow learner. I am also like one of those people with hoarding disorders, but with all these little secrets crammed under my bed instead of