That’s what they say, anyway. Kind of like the OG Elf on the Shelf. Or maybe Where’s Waldo if you are in an emotional pinch.
Which makes us occasionally the blue muffed snow-person, derpily minding our own business, not even aware that JESUS IS RIGHT THERE. Perhaps merely photo-bombing you in some quasi-spiritual way. Perhaps getting ready to frog splash you.
Frog splash ref:
PS: RESPECT how many wrestling gifs I had to watch to figure out WTF this move is. My junk feels like I’ve been wearing a banana hammock all day and the whole search only took five minutes. It’s like a really gross holiday miracle. Ima go hit the showers.