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Baby J says: Easy on the upskirt, there, Anne. If the sun doesn’t shine on it, it doesn’t need to be on the internet.
Good advice, that.
Q: Anne, is that a real Krist Krispie Treat?
A: Yeah. Freshly made with coconut. And moments later it was packaged up to be sent as a gift to some unsuspecting relative. Imprint of baby J’s butt intact on the surface of said krispie. Because we care, is why.
And right now, you are pretty glad you are not related to us, huh? But who knows. Maybe you are.
After watching too many Steve Irwin re-runs:
Watch as I put my head into the mouth of this magnificent creature! And possibly tug on her tongue!
A well trained alligator:
ho-ho-ho! It tickles!
Later, she tried to take him to the nearest mud puddle and teach him to swim. Baby J just brings out the maternal I guess.
Those relatives will have no clue why this is going to be the best year ever.
The holy treats- It’s like a blessing from above.
I want that krispie treat! I could get stinking rich. I know it’s no bleeding eye Mary or holes in the hands but Baby J’s ass print? It’s gotta be worth something.
How about cupcakes with Baby J toppers? Nothing more ChristmASSy than that.
Holy rice crispies, Baby J! An alligator!
And luckily your loin cloth folds and drapes discreetly. 🙂
Julie
Using My Words
Holy Sacreligious batman! No wonder I’m laughing so hard (waiting for lightening to strike). So I need to know more about these rice crispies with coconut… You just add coconut to the regular recipe or what? I’m intrigued…
Let’s make that a mutual crush. After seeing what you can do with the Baby J, I’m practically peein’ my pants over here! (And that is not the result of postpartum incontinence, thankyouverymuch.)
Anne Nahm, giving new meaning to the phrase “Krispity Christ.”
I so needed this.
You must like that relative more than all others.
Baby J is a man’s man.
Baby J needs his own tv show. Imagine the shenanigans … and no one would dare censor Baby J!
Yummy delicious. I wonder what Snap, Crackle and Pop are thinking. Maybe he should join them, and wear a chef hat.
Do you take requests? You need to do Christ on a crutch.
Yes, sell the whateverthefuckitwas thingy on eBay with the ass print.
Baby J is so good with animals. Mind if he takes a trip my way? My Dog is sick. Baby J can save the day!!
Ass prints that really snap, crackle and pop, hilarious!