Here’s baby J getting some exercise at Mommy & Me yesterday:
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In the afternoon, he went off on his own. Perhaps to pick up some Barbies from the playroom. All I know is he put a little Lemon Scented Pledge in his hair before he left.
They grow up so fast! Soon he’ll be too big for the manger and off on his own. Who knows what he will go on and accomplish with his life. Oh wait – that’s right.
So far he has been a terrific houseguest. We got talking about that one time in the Bible that he made water into wine. This inspired baby J to break out some pre-dinner tricks like sprucing up my side dish.
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Why eat regular cauliflower when you can have fractal Christmas Tree cauliflower? The little guy has quite an imagination. And holiday themed!
And finally, here he is making puppy eyes at that last piece of home made apple pie. We call it ‘ugly pie’ at our house. I bet from the picture you can see why.
Even baby J couldn’t make it pretty. But it was pretty… good.
There are no words.
My husband does things with small plastic animals, but baby j takes the cake.
you dork!
You must be so proud, Anne.
oh my. you are so silly Anne
I am loving this so much that I don’t care if you never post anything else again. And since I like your writing THAT should tell you how funny I think it is.
(however, I have this cough I cannot shake and when I read this I laugh, which sets off a coughing fit).
christ on a bike, you are hilarious 😉
Stop it! My sides hurt from laughing so hard.
You are totally making my week…I am LOL literally at this.
Oh yeah and (as if I am SO POPULAR that I have hordes at my beck and call LOL) if you have a traffic surge, it’s because I am linking this series at my site today.
Also, have put the series up for the ROFL Award, as soon as Mrs Chicky approves a multi-post nomination. 🙂
Julie
Using My Words
Lol, I love this. You are one funny woman!!!
I am loving this. He totally looks like he’s ready to pick up the ladies, leaning on that box of cuties.
The days are long, but the years go fast.
Where has your little boy gone?
I am just catching up on these posts. You are funny!
This was my favorite line so far. “It’s a Christ on a cracker sandwich. Buttery, buttery blasphemy.”
LOL
Wow that baby J is talented. That side dish tree has brilliant written all over it.
Holy crap, woman.
You took the show on the road. I am very proud.
am on the floor hysterical. keep ’em coming…please???
p.s. love your granite.
I’m so getting myself a Nativity with a detachable Jesus when they go on sale in a few weeks. Do you realize the kind of kick-ass tradition this could be? It’s the annual Sweet Baby Jesus Tour. You rock, man.
I have a decapitated angel I should take out and about and see how many people I can freak out with it:-) Poor angel was involved in a freakish accident when I tossed him down the stairs. Least Baby Jesus was saved.
This is soooo cool. I needed a giggle after my evening. Thank you for providing it.
Oh.My.Gosh! Totally wet my pants laughing!
I have to copy and paste and send your posts to my husband (Nazi web sensors)
Keep up the hilarity!
😆 I can’t stop laughing.