So, I unwrapped Baby J this morning. I thought he’d be glad to see me, but he was out the door in three seconds, yelling something about ‘going to a support group’ over his shoulder.
He called me on his cell a couple hours later. When I picked him up downtown, he was loitering around with some buddies, who he introduced as his friends, Jeebus H. Nice and Snap and Crackle Krispie Rice. I don’t know what the meeting was about, but I get the feeling maybe there has been a lot of cursing going on this year.
As we got in the car, Snap yelled out something about an invitation to go out later for ‘a snack of cheese ‘n’ fries‘. I’m not saying Baby J did anything like flip the guy off, but … I also don’t know how to finish that sentence.
Anyway, Baby J is home now, stretching his legs and checking out our new house. As I type this, he’s eyeing a spider web in the garden like he might use it for a napping hammock later . Ah, California Christmas!
Baby J!!!! Glad to see ya buddy!
Well. Guess it IS that time of year again.
Baby J is back!
Welcome back Baby Jesus! We’ve missed you!!
sweet baby j! i’d nearly forgot about you!
Welcome home, Baby J! Welcome home!
Oh and don’t forget “Just Say No!”
Great to see you, Baby J!
I’m not saying that you might go to hell for Baby J blasphemy, but IF you did, you’d have company, at least.
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Oh, yeah. Now my holiday season is really ready to start. No Xmas is complete without Baby J.
If anybody needs a support group, it’s your Baby J.
Also, one of the reasons I love reading blogs with my preschooler on my lap is because he sees things like the photo is your header and is completely delighted by, “That teddy bear is pooping!”
Why does it look like Baby J is sitting on a yellow penis?
I’m with Megan.
What’s up with the x-rated bean bag chair, Baby J?
My GOD. What are you feeding him, woman? That yellow stuff oozing out of his netherlands looks painful.