I looooovve this time of year. Not the least of reasons why is that my mom busts out this serving tray for Thanksgiving and uses it for the rest of the holiday season. It is a remnant of Fred, who has posthumously become my favorite Freaky Uncle Who Was Not
Dear Diary, I could tell the moment I woke up: Today was going to be a day like no other. The sun was shining and birds were chirping. I knew because guess what? My wrapping was open! I don’t think that’s ever happened before. Free of my plastic restraints, I
What Life Looks Like On The Pill Days 1 – 26 Sweet, chemically induced uterine silence. . Day 27 Anne: Hi, Period. I have you down for arrival tomorrow, sometimes between noon and five. I’ll take some accommodations in the gym bag just in case you get here before lunch.
Peeps taste like a bag of ass made with ass juice and dingleberry filling. Also, Peeps are evil. . Top Seven Reasons Why Peeps are Evil 7. Peeps will invite their boyfriend over while they are supposed to be babysitting. . . . . . 6. Peeps will use your
Guess where I spent Thursday, my Peeps? That’s right. Spa Day. Glorious, all day Spa Day. At a real spa, even. Why weren’t you there? We should totally go together next time. I decided to smuggle a camera in and photo-document. That’s how much I love you. This is a