After several years of hard work, allow me to present how establishing boundaries is going in my family.
Hello, I have a deadline I’m not going to meet, which is always the time I feel I most need to speak with you. Thank you for being part of my maladaptive procrastination! Went to this very beautiful place on Easter Weekend, which came with a case of wine from
1. I made a joke about bidets in a text to my sister, and now all my advertisements are about ass cleaning devices. As far as the art of ass cleaning goes, isn’t there like… one type of product they’d be attempting to sell you, two at most Anne? LOL.
1. Some time after Christmas I went out on my back porch to enjoy a steaming mug of coffee and realized someone’s drone was stuck in my tree. The tree right outside our upstairs bedroom window. Nobody’s come to claim said drone, and I now spend my morning back porch
TW: Shooting, gun death. In the spirit of 2020 I must tell you that this past weekend, I conspired to have a sleepover with my youngest kid and one of her best friends. We planned to set up two tents in our back yard (social distance! Outdoor air circulation!) have