1. I made a joke about bidets in a text to my sister, and now all my advertisements are about ass cleaning devices. As far as the art of ass cleaning goes, isn’t there like… one type of product they’d be attempting to sell you, two at most Anne? LOL.
1. Some time after Christmas I went out on my back porch to enjoy a steaming mug of coffee and realized someone’s drone was stuck in my tree. The tree right outside our upstairs bedroom window. Nobody’s come to claim said drone, and I now spend my morning back porch
TW- 1) homicide adjacent 2) talk of predatory behavior towards minors 3) holiday wishes 1. Am witnessing the real-time nonfiction version of a murder house turning into a haunted house. Standing empty, it’s been broken into three times this year, probably by the same people, because each time they stick
Hey! It’s been too long! I’ve been horribly depressed! How about you, what’ve you been up to, how you been? I hear it’s still in vogue, having horrible depression, if a little on the edge of being so last season as vaccines come to town. But what can I say?
Here at House Nahm, we find ourselves in an odd position. Well, more honestly, I don’t get to make this decision, but I’ve been asked to weigh in, and in turn am interested in your opinions. Say you have a house standing open. A lovely house that has already been