Forty One Candles

This year both my parents forgot my birthday, a ’la Sixteen Candles.  I’m kind of caught between annoyed shock, maturely telling myself this development is NBD, or simply scraping the bottom of my fucks barrel, only to find I have no more left to give. All I know is that
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Sisterly Morbids Galore

LESS FUNNY SHIT FROM MIDDLE Middle called to tell me that Dad is having trouble swallowing his pills.  This did not seem like a big deal to me.  However, Middle knows a shit-ton about dementia, and so when her little-kid-again voice ghosted through the phone line, “It’s like now I
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Wine for breakfast

So here’s an embarrassing confession:  In the midst of baby death and dementia and my own middle age, I’m actually kind of happy. My children are all in school full time this year.  I worried about empty nest angst, or that I’d develop a laziness so severe I’d watch TV
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