Third batch going out. Post card wasn’t solicited, but I’m glad to send it. From the bloopers corner, I got soooo far into this card before realizing how much of an ass I was being and threw it out. So this might be the last batch? If so, whooohooo!
This is so long, rambling and grim, I hereby give you a pass on reading it. I just had to document for my own sanity. We left the house early, with the plan to meet my mother at a near-to-her shopping mall around noon. We’d meet for a lunch get-together
In this week’s edition of Something Interesting Happened, someone attempted to shake me down via email. The message claimed I’d downloaded a virus while visiting their porn site, and the blackmailer had 1) hacked my computer’s video feed 2) recorded me fapping 3) recorded the specific porn I’d been fapping
Perhaps it feels as if parts of you are dying with each fresh news cycle. That feeling is probably accurate. Constant stress is no good for your body. At the very least, you are getting a life lesson in learned helplessness right now. So in a very real sense, you
1. Maybe a year ago, I walked in on my husband vacuuming our stone kitchen floor. This wasn’t as shocking as, say, catching him vacuuming the floor wearing nothing but my cherry patterned kitchen apron, butt cheeks waggling. But somehow, in my puritanical Brooms R 4 Sweeps! mindset, it did