Baby J and The Crazy20 Dec 2007 01:54 pm

Here is baby J in some of the items with which commentors suggested he be photographed. May I present:

omgwtfbbq baby J?!

Greased Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick! And also on a cupcake!

Yeah. That little coat he is wearing is a butter wrapper to signify the greasy goodness of baby J. Although the back of that ensemble is kind of worse than having a ‘kick me’ sign the way it got folded:

Baby J and the butt butter wrap

(See the Jayster’s ‘butt’ there? Me too.)

Baby J and I feel our only regrets thus far are not being able to procure a tiny crutch or miniscule pogo stick to add to the picture as was recommended by some brilliant commentors.

Because if we had? Holy Greasy Jumping Jesus Christ on a Popsicle Cupcake Crutch! We would totally have a picture of what everyone should say if they ever hit their thumb with a hammer in the exact moment of hearing the news that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant and also, the dog farted a really nasty egg fart when you started cursing.

15 Responses to “Baby J Takes Requests”

  1. on 20 Dec 2007 at 2:20 pm Moi

    I also need to see Christ in a Nightgown.

    I heard that all the time when I was kid.

  2. on 20 Dec 2007 at 2:27 pm babity

    Um, where is he on his classic cracker?

  3. on 20 Dec 2007 at 3:47 pm Julie Pippert

    Oh, oh, I am SO adding this to my repertoire, “Holy Greasy Jumping Jesus Christ on a Popsicle Cupcake Crutch.”

    Julie
    Using My Words

  4. on 20 Dec 2007 at 4:41 pm Deb

    Oh Anne, we’re peeing our pants here in Chicago…..

    since the “Jayster” is now taking requests, perhaps you should show his Tuscon sighting?

    He only has a couple of days left! Can’t wait to see what’s next.

    Deb

  5. on 20 Dec 2007 at 5:36 pm Sam

    I can’t even say that with a straight face. Or any face. My LORD.

  6. on 20 Dec 2007 at 6:18 pm Marla

    On the potty with the bear.

  7. on 20 Dec 2007 at 6:19 pm Marla

    I mean, on the potty with the bear please. Sorry. I got so excited…

  8. on 20 Dec 2007 at 10:06 pm Patty

    One day old and he uses the potty? Wow, even I’m impressed.

  9. on 20 Dec 2007 at 10:07 pm Patty

    Wow, only one day old and he uses the potty? I’m impressed.

  10. on 20 Dec 2007 at 11:32 pm hippiedork

    My MIL always says “Oh, Jesus wept.” Like in instances when something is difficult.

    Have you caught Baby J crying lately?

  11. on 21 Dec 2007 at 1:31 am Maria

    Thank you so very much for this. 😆

    We definitely need to see Christ on a Cracker. As Babity said, it is a classic. Please!

    Could we make him a crutch out of toothpicks? Christ on a Crutch is a MUST. Pretty, please.

    A few other ideas:
    BabyJ seeing the light
    BabyJ tap dancing
    BabyJ on a raft
    Jumping BabyJ
    BabyJ on the Rooftop

    😆 I think I’m enjoying this way too much, don’t you think? Thanks again.

  12. on 21 Dec 2007 at 9:36 am Asthmagirl

    I laughed so hard my nostrils were quivering!

  13. on 21 Dec 2007 at 4:37 pm Kathy

    I think I just found my new saying. Fucking crapshit was getting old. You rock for helping out!

  14. on 21 Dec 2007 at 11:49 pm Erica (Mom's Journal)

    hahaha I’m with Julie Pippert – I’m so adding that to my repertoire. I’ll have to think of a way for you to make a pogo stick – really need the pogo stick. 😛

  15. on 31 Dec 2007 at 8:36 pm Lisa b

    Oh I am going to hell just for reading this.
    DAMNED FUNNY.