Baby J and The Crazy05 Dec 2007 08:01 pm

Baby J’s First Day Out on Parole

Practical Joke on Santa: Poppin’ out of an Advent Calendar and yelling, “Boo-ya! Where’s my chocolate, Claus?”

baby jesus in advent calander
Not pictured: Santa delivering a lump of coal into his own stocking.

Later in the day, unexpected drama of a kidnapping attempt:

baby jesus kidnaped by swiper the fox

Thank goodness I knew to say, “Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper Noooooo Swiping!”

(PS: My kid just saw that picture as I was uploading it and said clear as a bell, ‘Swiper, no swiping!’. She’s not yet two. Thank you Nick Jr.)

And finally, Baby J hanging with his homies:

baby J with some angels

Not pictured: Tiny Mickeys.

It’s been a full day. He’s kicking it in my coat pocket until we set out for Mommy & Me tomorrow. I’m checking out epicurious for spider recipes in case he gets homesick. But so far, so good.

15 Responses to “Baby J’s First Day Out on Parole”

  1. on 05 Dec 2007 at 10:24 pm   All Adither

    Oh man!!

    If you know what that means, your kid(s) watches too much TV. And so do mine.

  2. on 06 Dec 2007 at 2:05 am   Sam

    Dora is evil. Every time Chicken sees her he shudders. And now, because of you and your evil ways all I can hear in my head at two am in the fricktacative morning is “Swiper NO swiping.” Stupid show.

  3. on 06 Dec 2007 at 3:07 am   Maria

    You are one funny lady!

  4. on 06 Dec 2007 at 6:18 am   Marla

    It’s time to come out of lurking and tell you that while normally I just like you a lot, a whole lot – these posts have bumped you from the “It’s Casual” folder in my Bloglines to “Mainlined”. You see, I too have earned a few lumps of coal (or years in purgatory) for similar hijinks.

    http://hellojosephine.blogspot.com/2005/12/definitely-on-naughty-list-definitely.html

    Keep up the good work. The thing about being bad? It sure feels good. And I need a laugh these days – we’re having “cat issues”.

  5. on 06 Dec 2007 at 7:43 am   Julie Pippert

    LOL!

    Swiper swiping Jesus…hilarious!

    I am loving this. Dude, you are adding humor to my Month Of Trauma and for that I am forever in love.

    Julie
    Using My Words

  6. on 06 Dec 2007 at 7:57 am   Shannon

    You make me smile.

  7. on 06 Dec 2007 at 8:23 am   Moi

    You are an absolute genius. I love Anne & J’s Excellent Adventure.

  8. on 06 Dec 2007 at 8:26 am   Stimey

    I think the first time I ever read your blog, you had posted a photo of your bride sister turning into a dragon. Swiper’s attempted abduction of Jesus rivals it. Really funny.

  9. on 06 Dec 2007 at 9:07 am   Heather

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!

    Ha. Hee. Hee.

    Thanks for that.

  10. on 06 Dec 2007 at 11:05 am   nikki

    Oh the Swiper one totally rocks! The endless options as to wear baby Jesus could be next are endless! Brilliant!

  11. on 06 Dec 2007 at 1:12 pm   lildb

    oh, my good lord. that was *delicious*.

    “boo-ya, Santa.”

    *wipes eyes*

  12. on 06 Dec 2007 at 9:08 pm   Kathy

    I’m dieing. I might suffocate from the laughter. Please send for help.

  13. on 07 Dec 2007 at 9:53 am   crazy8s

    Baby J is way better than that stupid gnome. Ha!

    I have to say though, that I think my fav. location was the advent calendar. Tee hee ;-)

  14. on 07 Dec 2007 at 11:27 am   jm

    Just hopped over via The Bloggess via Using My Words.

    Will I go to hell if I mention that the Baby Jesus up there looks suspiciously like a beatific Mr Bean to me?

    Yes, I probably will.

  15. on 13 Dec 2007 at 6:11 am   Deb the elf

    Baby Jesus has been busy in Tucson. Here he is in His north pole garb. http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1347611327