The last few years might have you wondering WHERE IS YOUR MESSIAH NOW? Check all that apply a) Jesus in the single sock drawer b) Jebus Rice c) Jesus Ice d) Jedi Christ, hiding in the junk drawer
What’s this, then? WHOOPS. Wrong birthday. My bad. So embarrassing. Just gonna take a few of these jelly beans, get my hat back on, see you next time.
January 2021 brought to you by Muscle relaxers and Lexapro Started these two weeks ago. Wednesday morning I smiled for an absolute bullshit reason, and honest to god, I was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ON MY FACE?! Guess it’s been a while since I’ve been happy without trying
Covid freaks Out in the street Handing tickets out for God Turning back He just laughs The XMAS STUFF box is not that bad Hold me closer, tiny deity Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in the manger You had a busy day today.
That’s what they say, anyway. Kind of like the OG Elf on the Shelf. Or maybe Where’s Waldo if you are in an emotional pinch. Which makes us occasionally the blue muffed snow-person, derpily minding our own business, not even aware that JESUS IS RIGHT THERE. Perhaps merely photo-bombing