The person my mom hired to come in for 4-hour stints to watch my dad?  She stole cash out of my dad’s wallet, my mom’s wedding band, the watch Dad gave Mom as an engagement present, all my mom’s jewelry, a gun, and quite a bit of silver cutlery and coins.  Probably last week, on my mother’s birthday.

My mom thought this lady was so sweet because she texted every hour or so with updates about my dad.  Cop laughed. “She was keeping tabs to see if you were gonna walk in and catch her.”

Mom hired a new person today.  Says, “If you get in a car accident, it doesn’t mean you never get in another car.”