{"id":875,"date":"2008-12-06T19:57:51","date_gmt":"2008-12-07T02:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/?p=875"},"modified":"2016-12-22T12:23:20","modified_gmt":"2016-12-22T19:23:20","slug":"baby-j-brings-the-plague","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/?p=875","title":{"rendered":"Baby J Brings the Plague"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Baby J arrived just in time for the Great Horkfest of 2008 here at the Nahm household.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/anneimage\/2008\/12\/a6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-876\" title=\"a6\" src=\"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/anneimage\/2008\/12\/a6-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I might be tempted to point the accusatory-illness finger at our new houseguest &#8211; we were all fine until he arrived. Except everything I&#8217;ve pointed at recently gets puked on.<\/p>\n<p>I am the only one (so far, knock wood) in the house to remain healthy. Despite being covered in a variety of bodily fluids. From multiple donors. Ugh. And at least one member of this household has requested help wiping their own butt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Baby J arrived just in time for the Great Horkfest of 2008 here at the Nahm household. I might be tempted to point the accusatory-illness finger at our new houseguest &#8211; we were all fine until he arrived. Except everything I&#8217;ve pointed at recently gets puked on. I am the only one (so far, knock &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-j","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=875"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4692,"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions\/4692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}