{"id":5224,"date":"2013-10-16T09:50:02","date_gmt":"2013-10-16T16:50:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/?p=5224"},"modified":"2013-10-16T10:00:18","modified_gmt":"2013-10-16T17:00:18","slug":"in-a-dark-garage-somewhere-the-wind-whistles-through-an-empty-creche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/?p=5224","title":{"rendered":"In a dark garage somewhere, the wind whistles through an empty cr\u00e8che"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: small;\">Mechanic Mike, this shortcut through the old cemetery is totally worth it.\u00a0 <\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/anneimage\/2013\/10\/a460.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5225\" alt=\"a460\" src=\"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/anneimage\/2013\/10\/a460-300x283.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"283\" srcset=\"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/anneimage\/2013\/10\/a460-300x283.jpg 300w, https:\/\/annenahm.com\/anneimage\/2013\/10\/a460-150x141.jpg 150w, https:\/\/annenahm.com\/anneimage\/2013\/10\/a460.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I dunno, Dora.\u00a0 My mustache has a bad feeling about this.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/anneimage\/2013\/10\/8.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5226\" alt=\"8\" src=\"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/anneimage\/2013\/10\/8-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/anneimage\/2013\/10\/8-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/annenahm.com\/anneimage\/2013\/10\/8-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/annenahm.com\/anneimage\/2013\/10\/8-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/annenahm.com\/anneimage\/2013\/10\/8.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Do you hear that?\u00a0 Like a fist, coming up through recently turned earth?!\u00a0 Which coincidentally, sounds a lot like holiday decorations being unpacked.\u00a0 Neither of those things ever lead to anything good on this blog.\u00a0 Shh!\u00a0 You hear it?\u00a0 There it is again!<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/anneimage\/2010\/12\/aa81.jpg\" width=\"358\" height=\"244\" \/><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Run Dora! \u00a0 RUN!<\/div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/anneimage\/2010\/12\/aa5.jpg\" width=\"384\" height=\"512\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: small;\">Sweet Zombie Jesus\u00a0&#8212;\u00a0only three more months until Christmas!<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mechanic Mike, this shortcut through the old cemetery is totally worth it.\u00a0 . . . . I dunno, Dora.\u00a0 My mustache has a bad feeling about this. \u00a0 . . Do you hear that?\u00a0 Like a fist, coming up through recently turned earth?!\u00a0 Which coincidentally, sounds a lot like holiday decorations being unpacked.\u00a0 Neither of &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-j","category-yearbook"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5224"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5224\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5235,"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5224\/revisions\/5235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/annenahm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}