These days, I am watching Falcon and the Winter Soldier with my middle kid. She’d been a bit of a Marvelhead before 2020 happened, but her obsession with whole universe really blossomed during sequester. She is the kind of kid who gets so excited about something, she has to sit
I could neither eat nor toss these tweaked-as-eff-peeps, so I put them on my work desk windowsill because I am GREAT at putting off chores that will never resolve themselves, and I like souvenirs. I love that Mary vibes eternally underwhelmed, and how, with the wind up hopping bunnies, you
What’s this, then? WHOOPS. Wrong birthday. My bad. So embarrassing. Just gonna take a few of these jelly beans, get my hat back on, see you next time.
When you set up a cute little diorama and leave it up overnight, Peeps will get bored and try to smoke your Easter “grass”. You smell the smell and hear them laughing in the middle of the night. Whatever, I’ll eat you evil bastards tomorrow morning, you think. But the
They say stuff when you’re walking away and act like it’s a compliment, but it’s definitely not. And they use comic sans. And they put quotes in a speech bubbles. Assholes, amirite?