When you set up a cute little diorama and leave it up overnight, Peeps will get bored and try to smoke your Easter “grass”. You smell the smell and hear them laughing in the middle of the night. Whatever, I’ll eat you evil bastards tomorrow morning, you think. But the
Been jogging by this skeleton since Halloween. Scared the living crap out of me the first time I passed. It’s like… 12 feet tall? Kind of a weird year to go all-out on decorations when nobody’s trick-or-treating, but whatevs. November 1, the rest of the ghouls and goblins disappeared. The
We left the kids at home. We went here. It sounded like this. We took a long walk. crawled through hidey holes and down below the roots of things to the narrow cliff edges and teased each other about how we’d be so fucked if the other fell, because who
Last week, I had my final appointment at the allergist. In retrospect, I am trying to justify my actions of returning for the third time, after having gone in twice before to maskless wonders, called Public Health on them twice, and confronted people semi-directly (Me: Why isn’t the receptionist wearing
Lately, I have keener insight into the psyche of older men from a certain generation. The ones who only cry at baseball games, or when they play the national anthem. The insight is every fucking thing is low-moderate-high levels of inescapable stress every day, and when I look around to