Baby J’s Forbidden Romance

Baby J and Fairy girlfriend

Technically, he’s not supposed to acknowledge that creatures like her even exist. But… You know… Fairy’s got gams. And anyway, it plays both ways. She pretends not to notice how small he is.

ETA: When I asked him how his date went, he just started rocking around in this contraption, giggling all the while:

Baby J rides the wild ones

Wheee!

I don’t know exactly what it means, but if I were Fairy, I’m not sure I’d return his phone calls. Either that or it is the best compliment ever.