I started this journal in November of 2005. That is right about when I realized I had become a boring suburban housewife. Secret shame? My first post was about my life changing epiphany during an Oprah show. That day’s show was: How not to be a lame-assed housewife watching Oprah.
It worked. Kind of.
Here, on this anonymous journal, I put on my Underoos, magic cape, and become Anne Nahm. I write about anything I’m too embarrassed to say in my real life.
If I get all sweaty and twitchy when I consider blogging something, I try to post it as quickly as possible. Is this good common sense? Of course not. If I get outed, am I totally effed? Probably.
Is it fun? Hells yeah.
Anyway, here are some other things about me:
*I am in my early 30′s
*I am currently the mother of a 6 year old, a 3 year old, and a newish baby of less than a year old (assuming you are reading this before April of 2010).
*I have been involved with my husband since I was 19 and he was 21, and we have been married since 2000.
*I spent my 20s working very hard to establish myself in a very somber and serious career. Which I totally bailed on once I got pregnant.
*Most people who know me would never buy for a second that I had a secret blog in which I make an ass out of myself.
*My entire life previous to this blog was based on a desire *not* to make an ass out of myself, so this is kind of new. And fun.