Weird Ramblings17 Jan 2008 08:42 am

Things I’ve Been Pondering This Week

The inscription on Baby J’s summer accommodations (box):

Crumbnut Box

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If Lock and Key are doing something dirty here:

lock and key dora

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This Lift and Look Page:

my peekaboo fun book

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uniboob bear/ mascot for the shaved scrot society

Ummm….Uniboob Bear?

No? The Mascot for the Shaved Scrotum Society?

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And Runner Up for the week:

hidden in the cookie jar
mouse!
Ew. Cookie crumbs or rat turds in the background?

17 Responses to “Things I’ve Been Pondering This Week”

  1. on 17 Jan 2008 at 9:04 am   Asthmagirl

    It’s all kind of ooky! But seriously…What is that mouse doing?

  2. on 17 Jan 2008 at 9:29 am   All Adither

    He’s eating a prefried cake, of course.

  3. on 17 Jan 2008 at 9:45 am   Carrie

    Oh. My.

    And my husband wonders why I think kid’s stuff can be totally dirty. IT IS!

  4. on 17 Jan 2008 at 9:56 am   Deb (Missives From Suburbia)

    Oooh… I think I may start to work the word “crumbnut” into my daily vocabulary. Look for it in my blog soon!

  5. on 17 Jan 2008 at 10:30 am   debbie

    Thank you Anne. I really needed to FOTFLOL this morning. Without using nitrous. Or sipping on the Margarita’s left over from your awesome party. Wait. There aren’t any leftover Margarita’s. Dang it!!!!

  6. on 17 Jan 2008 at 10:36 am   Julie Pippert

    Oh oh oh OOOOHHHHH it’s (the mouse) holding a cookie. I’m like WTF is wrong with his body?

    Note the creepy tail coming out his pink bum. That’s just wrong.

    I’m so renaming my blog to Crumbnut. Or no, starting a new one, or a tagline. so DIBS! And awww baby J.

    I had to scan quickly past Dora. I am pretty sure I exceed my maximum daily exposure already.

  7. on 17 Jan 2008 at 11:50 am   Lacey

    Well if you’ve ever had a mouse in your house you know they leave no crumbs, but plenty of turds. Eeeeeeewwwwww1

  8. on 17 Jan 2008 at 12:42 pm   Deb

    Ah- leave it to Anne to give us the new go to way to blaspheme….

    “Christ in a Crumbnut Box” – I think it has a certain ring to it, yes?

  9. on 17 Jan 2008 at 3:31 pm   elle

    I am soooo totally calling the trusty husband “Crumbnut” from now on. Cause you know… sometimes he just is.

  10. on 17 Jan 2008 at 7:35 pm   Sam

    The mouse has a uniboob under his cookie.

  11. on 17 Jan 2008 at 8:08 pm   Jennifer

    Lock is NOT doing something nasty to key. If they are two consenting adults who love each other, then it is a beautiful, natural act.

    The problem here is Dora. Those damn kids are always walking in at the wrong moment. She needs to learn to knock.

    Vamonos!

    (Huh. Where is the upside down exclamation point on my keyboard?)

  12. on 17 Jan 2008 at 10:31 pm   Kathy

    As a representative of the society for uniboob understanding, I find this post offensive. Just cause the cartoon has to have 1 boob that looks a lot more like an unfortunately placed third ear, doesn’t make him less of a man…wait…umm. Scratch that its hilarious.

  13. on 18 Jan 2008 at 6:02 am   Jozet at Halushki

    ROFL!

    That teddy bear is creepy perverted!

  14. on 18 Jan 2008 at 6:17 am   superblondgirl

    Where do you get prefried cake crumb donut whatever boxes? Bizarre.

    The teddy boob is really, really frightening. Why is your world so full of Scary? Or am I just not looking hard enough at my own world?

  15. on 18 Jan 2008 at 8:55 am   Spacemom

    Hmmm, That mouse is really kinda scary!

  16. on 18 Jan 2008 at 10:34 am   ali

    lock and key = dirty, dirty kids

  17. on 19 Jan 2008 at 6:34 pm   Melinda

    Oh, how gross? You got to wonder who are the masterminds behind children’s books. And no wonder we are sex-driven society…it starts young, very young.