Baby J and The Crazy16 Dec 2007 02:59 pm

Krist Krispie Treat

Baby J as a delicious Krist Krispie Treat
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Baby J says: Easy on the upskirt, there, Anne. If the sun doesn’t shine on it, it doesn’t need to be on the internet.

Good advice, that.

Q: Anne, is that a real Krist Krispie Treat?

A: Yeah. Freshly made with coconut. And moments later it was packaged up to be sent as a gift to some unsuspecting relative. Imprint of baby J’s butt intact on the surface of said krispie. Because we care, is why.

And right now, you are pretty glad you are not related to us, huh? But who knows. Maybe you are.

After watching too many Steve Irwin re-runs:

Baby J in the mouth of a tewible reptile

Watch as I put my head into the mouth of this magnificent creature! And possibly tug on her tongue!

A well trained alligator:

the Baby J needs a litte butter and salt

ho-ho-ho! It tickles!

Later, she tried to take him to the nearest mud puddle and teach him to swim. Baby J just brings out the maternal I guess.

13 Responses to “Krist Krispie Treat”

  1. on 16 Dec 2007 at 3:15 pm   Jen

    Those relatives will have no clue why this is going to be the best year ever.

    The holy treats- It’s like a blessing from above.

  2. on 16 Dec 2007 at 4:16 pm   Amy

    I want that krispie treat! I could get stinking rich. I know it’s no bleeding eye Mary or holes in the hands but Baby J’s ass print? It’s gotta be worth something.

  3. on 16 Dec 2007 at 5:03 pm   All Adither

    How about cupcakes with Baby J toppers? Nothing more ChristmASSy than that.

  4. on 16 Dec 2007 at 6:19 pm   Julie Pippert

    Holy rice crispies, Baby J! An alligator!

    And luckily your loin cloth folds and drapes discreetly. :)

    Julie
    Using My Words

  5. on 16 Dec 2007 at 7:26 pm   Amber

    Holy Sacreligious batman! No wonder I’m laughing so hard (waiting for lightening to strike). So I need to know more about these rice crispies with coconut… You just add coconut to the regular recipe or what? I’m intrigued…

  6. on 16 Dec 2007 at 9:10 pm   Deb (Missives From Suburbia)

    Let’s make that a mutual crush. After seeing what you can do with the Baby J, I’m practically peein’ my pants over here! (And that is not the result of postpartum incontinence, thankyouverymuch.)

  7. on 16 Dec 2007 at 10:00 pm   Broad

    Anne Nahm, giving new meaning to the phrase “Krispity Christ.”

    I so needed this.

  8. on 17 Dec 2007 at 4:32 am   Maria

    You must like that relative more than all others.

    Baby J is a man’s man.

  9. on 17 Dec 2007 at 7:35 am   Moi

    Baby J needs his own tv show. Imagine the shenanigans … and no one would dare censor Baby J!

  10. on 17 Dec 2007 at 9:55 am   Patty

    Yummy delicious. I wonder what Snap, Crackle and Pop are thinking. Maybe he should join them, and wear a chef hat.
    Do you take requests? You need to do Christ on a crutch.

  11. on 17 Dec 2007 at 4:26 pm   Sam

    Yes, sell the whateverthefuckitwas thingy on eBay with the ass print.

  12. on 17 Dec 2007 at 9:04 pm   Kathy

    Baby J is so good with animals. Mind if he takes a trip my way? My Dog is sick. Baby J can save the day!!

  13. on 20 Dec 2007 at 8:50 pm   Melinda

    Ass prints that really snap, crackle and pop, hilarious!