Baby J, The Crazy

Christ on a Bike, It’s Baby J!

Here’s baby J getting some exercise at Mommy & Me yesterday:

Christ on a bike!
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In the afternoon, he went off on his own. Perhaps to pick up some Barbies from the playroom. All I know is he put a little Lemon Scented Pledge in his hair before he left.

Baby J advertises his goods

They grow up so fast! Soon he’ll be too big for the manger and off on his own. Who knows what he will go on and accomplish with his life. Oh wait – that’s right.

So far he has been a terrific houseguest. We got talking about that one time in the Bible that he made water into wine. This inspired baby J to break out some pre-dinner tricks like sprucing up my side dish.
regular culiflower with baby Jesusfractal couliflower with baby Jesus
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Why eat regular cauliflower when you can have fractal Christmas Tree cauliflower? The little guy has quite an imagination. And holiday themed!

And finally, here he is making puppy eyes at that last piece of home made apple pie. We call it ‘ugly pie’ at our house. I bet from the picture you can see why.

Baby J sniffs the apple pie

Even baby J couldn’t make it pretty. But it was pretty… good.

21 thoughts on Christ on a Bike, It’s Baby J!

  1. I am loving this so much that I don’t care if you never post anything else again. And since I like your writing THAT should tell you how funny I think it is.

    (however, I have this cough I cannot shake and when I read this I laugh, which sets off a coughing fit).

  2. You are totally making my week…I am LOL literally at this.

    Oh yeah and (as if I am SO POPULAR that I have hordes at my beck and call LOL) if you have a traffic surge, it’s because I am linking this series at my site today.

    Also, have put the series up for the ROFL Award, as soon as Mrs Chicky approves a multi-post nomination. πŸ™‚

    Julie
    Using My Words

  3. I’m so getting myself a Nativity with a detachable Jesus when they go on sale in a few weeks. Do you realize the kind of kick-ass tradition this could be? It’s the annual Sweet Baby Jesus Tour. You rock, man.

  4. I have a decapitated angel I should take out and about and see how many people I can freak out with it:-) Poor angel was involved in a freakish accident when I tossed him down the stairs. Least Baby Jesus was saved.

  5. Oh.My.Gosh! Totally wet my pants laughing!
    I have to copy and paste and send your posts to my husband (Nazi web sensors)
    Keep up the hilarity!

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