Family and Uncool29 Aug 2007 07:58 am

Smurfette of Honor

When I die, I know I’m going to Heaven. Because I’ve already been a bridesmaid.

bridesmaid smurfette

Word.

PS? You can see how tall my youngest daughter is in this picture by the booger stain she gifted me with right on my thighs there. Yay! Hopefully it will be immortalized in all the pictures.

18 Responses to “Smurfette of Honor”

  1. on 29 Aug 2007 at 8:10 am   nikki

    Will you be singing the smurf theme song as you walk down the aisle?

  2. on 29 Aug 2007 at 8:46 am   bon

    I STILL cannot get over those shoes, GAghk! Those SHOES!

  3. on 29 Aug 2007 at 9:10 am   crazy8s

    I’m not sure which is worse. That color or the shoes?

  4. on 29 Aug 2007 at 9:19 am   adrienne

    Those shoes. Wow, she should have just chosen Crocs for that level of glamor.

    And how many times did she say “I wanted to choose something [for the bridesmaids] that you could all wear again” (one of the biggest wedding delusions on the planet…). Where? Are you planning on dressing as an Easter egg for Halloween? Or do they have lots of formal dances at the nuthouse?

  5. on 29 Aug 2007 at 9:21 am   Jennifer

    You will never, ever live down those shoes. Never.

    Please tell me that you were required to wear those particular shoes and did not put more money into the girly croc business on your own.

    Nope, still not over it.

  6. on 29 Aug 2007 at 9:41 am   Caitlin

    Your feet are so much thinner than my wide frog feet. I WISH I could wear those shoes! :P

  7. on 29 Aug 2007 at 10:53 am   Melanie

    It cracks me up that you’re wearing Crocs down the aisle. How many pairs of those do you have NOW, missy?

  8. on 29 Aug 2007 at 12:57 pm   Moi

    Those shoes are … smurfy. Yes, smurfy is the word I would use there.

  9. on 29 Aug 2007 at 1:39 pm   Lynn

    Crocs! Yay!

  10. on 30 Aug 2007 at 10:48 am   ali

    Smurfilicious!

  11. on 30 Aug 2007 at 11:12 am   Erin

    Holy cow that is really smurf blue…you werent kidding!

  12. on 30 Aug 2007 at 12:27 pm   JustLinda

    Smurfette of Honor. OMG – you have me peeing my pants!!

    I so needed that today.

    You know what? I’m going to share your funny, funny blog with my message board and maybe you’ll gain a few more readers. If you look at your stats and see a bunch of hits from a parenting board, that’s me. :D

  13. on 30 Aug 2007 at 12:43 pm   Anne

    Wow, thanks Linda! That is super nice! I hope you are feeling better soon. Do you mind if I ask you – I don’t belong to many chat rooms. How do you go about finding good chat rooms?

  14. on 30 Aug 2007 at 12:44 pm   Anne

    Nikki – smurfalutely I will!

  15. on 30 Aug 2007 at 3:24 pm   shuey6

    Are they crocs, as in rubber/plastic? They do not look real. You’ve been Punk’d by Middle, I’m pretty sure.

  16. on 30 Aug 2007 at 5:16 pm   Jezer

    Oh my effing hell. I’m so, so, sorry. But yeah, you’ve already done Hell, so you should be good for the afterlife.

  17. on 30 Aug 2007 at 9:37 pm   Sam

    Holy fuck that is BAD. I am so sorry.

  18. on 06 Sep 2007 at 6:25 pm   Waya

    I said it before and I’ll say it again, I absolutely love the color of the dress and shoes. Is it me or what but I can’t even see the booger.