Baby J03 Dec 2009 12:44 pm

Well, That’s A Weird Start to the Holidays

So, I unwrapped Baby J this morning.  I thought he’d be glad to see me, but he was out the door in three seconds, yelling something about ‘going to a support group’ over his shoulder.

He called me on his cell a couple hours later.  When I picked him up downtown, he was loitering around with some buddies, who he introduced as his friends, Jeebus H. Nice and Snap and Crackle Krispie Rice.  I don’t know what the meeting was about, but I get the feeling maybe there has been a lot of cursing going on this year.

As we got in the car, Snap yelled out something about an invitation to go out later for ‘a snack of cheese ‘n’ fries‘.  I’m not saying Baby J did anything like flip the guy off, but … I also don’t know how to finish that sentence.

Anyway, Baby J is home now, stretching his legs and checking out our new house.  As I type this, he’s eyeing a spider web in the garden like he might use it for a napping hammock later .  Ah, California Christmas!

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13 Responses to “Well, That’s A Weird Start to the Holidays”

  1. on 03 Dec 2009 at 12:47 pm   Cobblestone

    Baby J!!!! Glad to see ya buddy!

  2. on 03 Dec 2009 at 1:01 pm   bon

    Well. Guess it IS that time of year again.

  3. on 03 Dec 2009 at 1:05 pm   Jennifer

    Baby J is back!

  4. on 03 Dec 2009 at 1:08 pm   Manda

    Welcome back Baby Jesus! We’ve missed you!!

  5. on 03 Dec 2009 at 5:34 pm   lys

    sweet baby j! i’d nearly forgot about you!

  6. on 04 Dec 2009 at 2:59 am   MariaV

    Welcome home, Baby J! Welcome home!

    Oh and don’t forget “Just Say No!”

  7. on 04 Dec 2009 at 6:22 am   Deb

    Great to see you, Baby J!

  8. on 04 Dec 2009 at 6:47 am   Bruce

    I’m not saying that you might go to hell for Baby J blasphemy, but IF you did, you’d have company, at least.

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/SxbdGdC6P5I/AAAAAAAA5R0/Q-rW-R2vPgM/s1600-h/funny_demotivational_posters_25.jpg

  9. on 04 Dec 2009 at 7:20 am   Forgotten

    Oh, yeah. Now my holiday season is really ready to start. No Xmas is complete without Baby J.

  10. on 04 Dec 2009 at 9:17 am   Stimey

    If anybody needs a support group, it’s your Baby J.

    Also, one of the reasons I love reading blogs with my preschooler on my lap is because he sees things like the photo is your header and is completely delighted by, “That teddy bear is pooping!”

  11. on 04 Dec 2009 at 6:30 pm   Megan

    Why does it look like Baby J is sitting on a yellow penis?

  12. on 05 Dec 2009 at 3:30 am   the new girl

    I’m with Megan.

    What’s up with the x-rated bean bag chair, Baby J?

  13. on 05 Dec 2009 at 10:41 am   Missives From Suburbia

    My GOD. What are you feeding him, woman? That yellow stuff oozing out of his netherlands looks painful.