Comments on: I Say ‘Putting on The Ritz’ Was A Valid Answer

By: Deb (Missives From Suburbia)

Deb (Missives From Suburbia) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 05:17:41 +0000

OMG, OMG, OMG!! Christ on a Cracker Sandwich!

I’m so in love with you now.

By: AppleTree

AppleTree — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 20:46:42 +0000

Dear Lord, that’s the funniest thing I have seen…Quite possibly EVER.

I was raised Catholic and we often discussed “What Flavor Jesus” would be served at the various places we attended mass…I always preferred the “hand-made by nuns honey wheat” myself.

My husband and I, however, just started experimenting with churches outside the Catholic realm and were amazed to learn the Presbyterians serve what we have christened “Jesus Croutons” which are far tastier than the traditional Catholic “Jesus Crisp” or “Jesus Cracker” of the mainstream Catholic churches.

By: Shmee

Shmee — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:05:56 +0000

And let’s not forget: through the sublime power of Transubstantiation, Christ IS the cracker.

By: Karen

Karen — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:06:58 +0000

You nut. I loves you.

By: Magpie

Magpie — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 06:55:45 +0000

Wow, you got more than giggles from me. Too funny! Can we make requests of where to find Baby J next? I’d like to see him enjoying a bubble bath, with candles. You know, a little Baby J time, after being cooped up for so long.

By: elizasmom.com » Dirtbag

elizasmom.com » Dirtbag — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 03:47:58 +0000

[...] a carpet and upholstery cleaner today and spent some quality time with our sofa, rugs, and chairs. Jesus H. Christ on a cracker! The filth! My mom mentioned that she and Grandpa Texas rented a carpet cleaner once and that he [...]

By: zorra

zorra — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 22:05:23 +0000

As a dedicated member of Cranky Advent-Geek Church Ladies Who Want to Keep Baby Jesus in the Drawer until the 25th, I’m glad I’m home alone right now so nobody can hear me shrieking and snorting.
And the picture on Julie’s site was hysterical. I’ll be back.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:08:51 +0000

Ok, first thanks to Julie for sending me here.

And that is just too funny! I too await all of Baby J’s adventures this month…

By: Maria

Maria — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:15:45 +0000

You are so going to hell. I’ll be there too, so perhaps we can be BFF.

By: Kathy

Kathy — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 04:17:21 +0000

So do you think Baby J could do a lil world tour? I’d love to see what he looks like with a giant, Mexican hat on. Perhaps he could take in a Broadway show? There’s still time and he’s really got a lot of catching up to do. Being that he lives the majority of his life in a paper towel…I’m just sayin…