Happy gobble-gobble with a side of smallpox to you! Hope you had a lovely and low-stress holiday. My mother, sisters, their spouses and children all traveled to Carlsbad, CA for the holiday. This is less than an hour’s drive from The Exes (or at least it was, last time I
1. Years ago, a blogger mentioned in passing that only a third of the times she and her husband had sex could possibly lead to conception. What was (were?) the other two-thirds? Because I can think of like… three and a half things. 2. Anal, obvs. Oral. Hand jobs? Was she
Due to A Series of Uninteresting Events, I’ve been jogging predawn since school started. At first, a weirdly intimidating experience: the shadowy silence, the inverse world quality, the recovered memory/realization I hadn’t stealthed around a sleeping neighborhood since sneaking out during high school. After a lifetime of being taught to
Last night, as I took my birth control pill, I noticed something was off. I’d taken Monday’s pill. It was Sunday night. A moment’s sleuthing revealed I’d either taken two pills some previous evening and only last night realized the mistake. Or possibly, forgotten to take birth control for a
I wasn’t born in Paradise, CA, recently obliterated in the Camp wildfire, but in Chico. Fifteen miles and a 35 minute drive away. That’s because my dad was a doctor in Paradise. Being such a small town, my mom’s choices for OBs were also her husband’s bridge partners and hospital