Peeps taste like a bag of ass made with ass juice and dingleberry filling.

Invasion of the Peeps annenahm

Also, Peeps are evil.

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Top Seven Reasons Why Peeps are Evil

7. Peeps will invite their boyfriend over while they are supposed to be babysitting.

peeps doing the horizontal bop annenahm

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6. Peeps will use your bathroom.

peep using the potty annenahm

And not flush.

Peep Poop  annenahm
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5. All Peeps that die on Good Friday return from the dead Easter Sunday. Jesus Peeps? Hardly. They return as Zombies-Peeps. These Zeeps will hunt you down and eat your brains.

Zeeps!

And then, they will steal your eye. And look at you with your own eye.

zeep eye theft  annenahm

And if you are pretty, that Zeep will make you their Zitch (Zeep’s bitch). And you will like it, you dirty Zitch, you. But you will never again have good depth perception.

zeeps and zitches annenahm

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4. Peeps make it look like an accident.

peeps did it!  Annenahm
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3. Peeps wear inappropriate bathing attire on your family vacation. The day after you break down and say something (because for the love of God! A thong made out of rubber bands in front of grandma?!) , Peeps will walk with apparent discomfort. You will assume it is from thong friction burns. But you will be wrong.

peep in thong

2. When you come back from vacation and have your photos developed, you will find this mystery picture. For a moment, you will be confused.

toothbrush in peephole annenahm

And then you will recognize your own toothbrush in someone’s peephole.

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1. And of course, Peeps peep.

peeps peeping annenahm